Ultimately, it’s this mix of affection, routine, and minor disagreements that makes up real life. It’s often in this that we recognize a couple’s life as it truly is.
The other joke about the nun and the whisky
A man walks into a bar and orders a whisky.
When the bartender serves it, he goes and sits on a stool in front of the counter to drink it.
As he was enjoying his drink, a nun passed by and glared at him. « How can you defile your soul like that with the devil’s drink? » she asked him.
The man shrugged. « It’s not the devil, it’s just whisky. »
« But it’s a sin and it’s wrong! »
« So how do you know it’s so bad? Have you ever tasted whisky? »
« Of course not! My sisters and my Mother Superior told me how bad alcohol is. »
« But how do they know? Have they had a drink already? »
They continued like this for a while before the nun finally gave in. « Well, I suppose if I tasted a little whisky, I would better understand how it corrupts the soul. But my sisters mustn’t see me drinking. Could you order me one in a teacup? »
The man thought this was reasonable and went to talk to the bartender.
